Dear Santa…

Dear Santa,

This year I’ve been busy!

Sunday I bought porn for jepessoa (-10 points).Last week I put gum in beta_jackman‘s hair (-12 points). In September I broke dabih‘s X-Box (-12 points). In May I pushed janaluna in the mud (-17 points).
In September I turned priwskywalker in for running naked in the mall (3 points). In November I signed my organ donor card (28 points). Last Friday I gave khelegond a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points).

Overall, I’ve been nice (30 points). For Christmas I deserve an Easy-Bake Oven!

Sincerely,
tecapessoa

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  1. Avatar de khelegond

    Sunday I bought porn for (-10 points)

    There’s just…too many jokes I could make about this.

    Last week I put gum in ‘s hair (-12 points)

    That’s why she can’t speak…she screamed so hard at you…

    In May I pushed in the mud

    She’ll drown! Oh, you’re so evil!

    In September I turned in for running naked in the mall

    Last Friday I gave a life-saving blood transfusion

    Oh, thank you so very much. Now I can go back writing threatning letters to people I don’t like in blood. 😀

    1. Avatar de minhasminhocas

      Sunday I bought porn for [info]jepessoa (-10 points)
      There’s just…too many jokes I could make about this.

      uahahaha …

      Last week I put gum in [info]beta_jackman’s hair (-12 points)
      That’s why she can’t speak…she screamed so hard at you…

      Tadinha 😦
      A pior coisa do mundo pra mim é ficar sem poder falar …

      In May I pushed [info]janaluna in the mud
      She’ll drown! Oh, you’re so evil!

      uahahahaha … mas eu te doei sangue pra compensar 😛

      In September I turned [info]priwskywalker in for running naked in the mall

      No comments on your comment 😛

      Last Friday I gave [info]khelegond a life-saving blood transfusion

      Oh, thank you so very much. Now I can go back writing threatning letters to people I don’t like in blood. 😀

      Yeaahhh! Isso seria cool o suficiente para justificar uma transfusão de sangue. 😛

  2. Avatar de betaalwayswins

    people OBVIOUSLY have something against my hair!

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