(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)
| ✓ I miss somebody right now. (Sinto falta dos meus amigos, e muitas saudades da minha família …) | × I don’t watch much TV these days. | ✓ I own lots of books. (yeahhh!) |
| × I wear glasses or contact lenses. (Não, mas deveria. Ele fica dentro da caixinha.) | ✓ I love to play video games. (Quem não gosta?) | × I’ve tried marijuana. (Só respondo na presença do meu advogado…) |
| ✓ I’ve watched porn movies. (Existe alguém que nunca tenha assistido?) | × I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship. (Sem contato, sem problemas. …) | ✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy. (A palavra chave é “usually”) |
| ✓ I curse sometimes. (I curse all the time.) | ✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. (Só os ignorantes permanecem sem mudar.) | × I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me. (No!!!!) |
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| ✓ I have broken someone’s bones. (Vários, ao longo dos meus 29 anos.) | ✓ I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. (Quem não tem?) | × I hate the rain. (Eu AMOOO chuva!) |
| × I’m paranoid at times. | ✓ I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (Plástica até que não, mas talvez do estômago :P) | ✓ I need/want money right now. (Tem alguém que não quer? :P) |
| × I love sushi. (Detesto comida japonesa) | × I talk really, really fast. (Eu falo rápido apenas, mas falo muito, muito mesmo…) | × I have fresh breath in the morning. (hahaha …) |
| × I have long hair. (I used to) | × I have lost money in Las Vegas. (Nunca fui a Las Vegas) | ✓ I have at least one sibling. (E um monte de sobrinhos) |
| ✓ I was born in a country outside of the U.S. (duh!) | ✓ I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. (Unhas … de porcelana) | ✓ I couldn’t survive without Caller I.D. (Eu simplesmente AMO o meu bina.) |
| ✓ I like the way that I look. (Na maioria dos dias) | ✓ I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months. (Juro que não foi pra você! :P) | × I am usually pessimistic. (Muito pelo contrário…) |
| ✓ I have a lot of mood swings. (Claro! Eu sou mulher, oras!) | ✓ I think prostitution should be legalized. (Cada um faz o que bem quiser com o que lhe pertence…) | × I slept with a roommate. |
| × I have a hidden talent. (Não. Todos os meus talentos são bem divulgados pelo mundo :P) | ✓ I’m always hyper no matter how much sugar I have. | ✓ I have a lot of friends. (Quanto mais, melhor!) |
| × I have pecked someone of the same sex. | ✓ I enjoy talking on the phone. (por horas e horas, e horas e horas…) | × I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. (no way) |
| ✓ I love to shop and/or window shop. (Quem não gosta?) | ✓ I’m obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. | × I’m completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. (Eu já superei minha adolescência :P) |
| ✓ I have a mobile phone. (E não vivo sem ele.) | × I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. (Não bebo de verdade há anos :P) | ✓ I’ve rejected someone before. |
| ✓ I currently like/love someone. (My husband) | × I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. (Eu tenho uma idéia. Não um plano, mas uma idéia clara.) | ✓ I want to have children in the future. (Duas. Um menino e uma menina…) |
| ✓ I have changed a diaper before. (7 sobrinhos te diz alguma coisa? 😛 Além de que eu já fiquei pra “titia”? :P) |
× I’ve called the cops on a friend before. (Nunca chamei a polícia.) | ✓ I’m not allergic to anything. (Eu sou alérgica a muitas coisas, especialmente ASS.) |
| ✓ I have a lot to learn. (Todos nós temos) | × I am shy around the opposite sex. (hahhaha! Eu? Tímida? hahahahaha) |
✓ I’m online 24/7, even as an away message. (Posso estar trabalhando, mas vou estar online.) |
| ✓ I have at least 5 away messages saved. (hehehe) | ✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before. | × I have made a move on a friend’s significant other or crush in the past. (Ufa! Nesse teste eu passo.) |
| × I own the “South Park” movie. (No :() | ✓ I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal. | ✓ I enjoy some country music. (Eu gosto de todos os tipos de música. Cada qual ao seu tempo…) |
| ✓ I would die for my best friends. (Provavelmente.) | × I’m obsessive, and often a perfectionist. (Pra algumas coisas. Pra outras sou bem desleixada.) | × I have used my sexuality to advance my career. (nhe) |
| ✓ I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. (Tô pensando em São Cosme e São Damião :P) | × I have dated a close friend’s ex. (ex-namorados de amiga, nunca.) | ✓ I am happy at this moment. (yeaaah!) |
| × I’m obsessed with guys. (Já passei dessa fase!) | ✓ Democrat. | × Republican. |
| × I don’t even know what I am. (Eu sei quem eu sou. Nem sempre eu gosto do que vejo, mas eu normalmente me vejo.) | × I am punk rockish. | ✓ I go for older guys/girls, not younger. |
| ✓ I study for tests most of the time. (Sempre estudei bastante.) | × I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I’ve ever met. (hahaha… sei lá, nunca reparei.) | ✓ I can work on a car. |
| ✓ I love my job(s). | × I am comfortable with who I am right now. (Nem sempre.) | × I have more than just my ears pierced. (Só orelha mesmo) |
| ✓ I walk barefoot wherever I can. (Sempre, sempre, sempre. Sapatos são a opressão em seus pés!) |
× I have jumped off a bridge. (Acho que não :P) | × I love sea turtles. (Não gosto de tartarugas. Só de jabuti.) |
| ✓ I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup. (Já fiz isso…) | ✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream. (Em andamento.) | × I am proficient on a musical instrument. (hahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaha!) |
| × I hate office jobs. (Eu não tenho nada contra.) | × I went to college out of state. (Nopz. Aqui na UFRJ mesmo.) | × I am adopted. (Que eu saiba, não.) |
| ✓ I am a pyro. (Totalmente.) | × I have thrown up from crying too much. (ahn?) | ✓ I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved. (:( No comments.) |
| × I fall for the worst people. (Quem procurava, achava. Agora não tem mais disso.) | ✓ I adore bright colours. | × I usually like covers better than originals. |
| × I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays. (Nada contra.) | ✓ I can pick up things with my toes. (E não preciso abaixar…) | ✓ I can’t whistle. |
| ✓ I have ridden/owned a horse. (Adoro cavalos.) | × I still have every journal I’ve ever written in. | × I talk in my sleep. (credo! :P) |
| ✓ I’ve often thought that I was born in the wrong century. | ✓ I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions. | × I wear a toe ring. (nopz. Opressão para os pés, não!) |
| ✓ I have a tattoo. (nas costas.) | × I can’t stand at LEAST one person that I work with. (Na verdade, gosto da maior parte deles.) | ✓ I am a caffeine junkie. (yeaahhh Coffee!) |
| × I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I’m not ashamed at all. | × If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. (Nem consigo pensar nisso.) | × I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better. |
| ✓ I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner. (Eu gosto de vinho de qualquer maneira :P) | × I’m an artist. (Quem dera!) | ✓ I am ambidextrous. |
| × I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed. (Eu durmo com o meu marido!) | × If it weren’t for having to see other people naked, I’d live in a nudist colony. | × I have terrible teeth. |
| ✓ I hate my toes. | ✓ I did this meme even though I wasn’t tagged by the person who took it before me. | × I have more friends on the internet than in real life. |
| ✓ I have lived in either three different states or countries. | × I am extremely flexible. | ✓ I love hugs more than kisses. |
| × I want to own my own business. | ✓ I smoke. (Mentira. Mas eu fumei por vários anos. Parei há mais de 4 anos.) | ✓ I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else. |
| × Nobody has ever said I’m normal. | ✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. (Eu choro à toa mesmo…) | × I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons. (Odeio armas de fogo.) |
| × I like the way women look in stylized men’s suits. (not much.) | ✓ I don’t like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me. (Alguém gosta?) | ✓ I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds. |
| × I have played strip poker with someone else before. (nopz.) | × I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help. (nopz.) | ✓ I believe in ghosts and the paranormal. |
| ✓ I can’t stand being alone. (Adoro amigos! Adoro visitas! Adoro meu cachorro! :P) | × I have at least one obsession at any given time. (Não que eu me lembre.) | × I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again. (hahahaha, por incrível que pareça, nunca tentei isso :P) |
| × I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment. | × I’m a judgmental asshole. (Até que não.) | ✓ I’m a HUGE drama-queen. (YEAHHH o/) |
| × I have travelled on more than one continent. | × I sometimes wish my father would just disappear. (Sou bem confortável com os meus pais…) | ✓ I need people to tell me I’m good at something in order to feel that I am. (Sometimes…) |
| ✓ I am a Libertarian. | × I can speak more than one language. (Não com fluência.) | ✓ I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be. |
| × I would rather read than watch TV. (Hoje em dia eu prefiro TV) | × I like reading fact more than fiction. (Ficção é muito mais divertida.) | ✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do. (Sempre…) |
| × I have no piercings. | ✓ I have spent the night in a train station or other public place. (Já dormi numa rodoviária :P) | × I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried. (nopz.) |
| × I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night. (Sempre passei o Natal com família ou amigos.) | ✓ There have been times when I have wondered “Why was I born?” and may/may not have cried over it. (TPM é foda…) | × I like most animals better than most people. (Nah… ainda gosto mais das pessoas.) |
| × I own a collection of retro games consoles. (Quem dera.) | ✓ The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver. (Eu odeio ginástica.) | × I have hit someone with a dead fish. (hahaha) |
| × I am compulsively honest. (Nopz. Uso o bom senso.) | × I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired. | × I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers. (credo… hahaha) |
| × I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex. | × I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders. | × I sometimes won’t sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to. |
| × I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on. | ✓ I dislike milk. | × I obsessively wash my hands. |
| ✓ I always carry something significant around with me. | × Sometimes I’d rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair. (Meu cabelo é show, mina :P) | × I’ve pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others. |
| ✓ Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother. | × I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document. (Não tão nerd 😛 Mas eu escrevo emoticons em cadernos :P) |
✓ I’ve liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird. |
| × I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time. (nopz.) | × Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed. (Eu sou normalmente simpatética aos problemas dos outros.) | × I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won. |
| × I do not ‘get’ most comedy acts. | ✓ I don’t think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing. (É delas, e elas tem lucro com isso. Qual o problema?) | ✓ I don’t like to chew gum. (I LOVE CHEW GUM) |
| ✓ I am obsessed with history/historical things and can’t wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it. | ✓ I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car. | × I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years. (Never.) |
| × I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other. (Eu nao tenho certeza qto a isso.) | × I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly. (Nunca joguei :() | ✓ I love to sing. (Mas ninguém gosta de me escutar.) |
| × I want to live in my mother’s basement when I grow up. | × I have a custom-built computer. | × I want to create a certain someone’s babies, even though there’s a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it. |
| × I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human. (hahaha…credo.) | × I’ve gone skinny-dipping. | ✓ I’ve performed in three plays. (no Colégio) |
| ✓ I enjoy burritos. | × I’m Irish and loving it. | × I have a thing for redheads. |
| × I am a twin! | × Most of the times, I’d rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically ‘fun’. | × Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else. (hahahahahahahaah..) |
| ✓ I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes. | × I sleep more than 12 hours a day. (Não durmo nem 8.) | ✓ I wish I could be prouder of what I’ve accomplished, but it’s never enough. |
| × I need more time to myself. | × I wish I was more open-minded. | × I hope that I go really prematurely grey. |
| ✓ I download songs from the internet. | × I’ve just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend. | × I say random things to freak people out. |
| × I’m still a little mad about the ending of Death Note. | × I love playing Truth or Dare. | ✓ I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it. |
| ✓ Music helps me remember that I am not alone. | × Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems. | ✓ I think this survey is particularly long. |
| × I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones. (Só tenho amigos no LJ que são meus amigos reais.) | × I can only hate someone that I love. | × I’ve ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks. |
Muito legal. 🙂
Claro que é! Eu roubei descaradamente do seu LJ! 😛