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I miss somebody right now.  (Sinto falta dos meus amigos, e muitas saudades da minha família …) × I don’t watch much TV these days. I own lots of books.  (yeahhh!)
× I wear glasses or contact lenses.  (Não, mas deveria. Ele fica dentro da caixinha.) I love to play video games.  (Quem não gosta?) × I’ve tried marijuana(Só respondo na presença do meu advogado…)
I’ve watched porn movies.  (Existe alguém que nunca tenha assistido?) × I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.  (Sem contato, sem problemas. …) I believe honesty is usually the best policy.  (A palavra chave é “usually”)
I curse sometimes.  (I curse all the time.) I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.  (Só os ignorantes permanecem sem mudar.) × I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.  (No!!!!)

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I have broken someone’s bones.  (Vários, ao longo dos meus 29 anos.) I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.  (Quem não tem?) × I hate the rain(Eu AMOOO chuva!)
× I’m paranoid at times. I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.  (Plástica até que não, mas talvez do estômago :P) I need/want money right now.  (Tem alguém que não quer? :P)
× I love sushi(Detesto comida japonesa) × I talk really, really fast.  (Eu falo rápido apenas, mas falo muito, muito mesmo…) × I have fresh breath in the morning.  (hahaha …)
× I have long hair(I used to) × I have lost money in Las Vegas.  (Nunca fui a Las Vegas) I have at least one sibling.  (E um monte de sobrinhos)
I was born in a country outside of the U.S.  (duh!) I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.  (Unhas … de porcelana) I couldn’t survive without Caller I.D.  (Eu simplesmente AMO o meu bina.)
I like the way that I look.  (Na maioria dos dias) I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.  (Juro que não foi pra você! :P) × I am usually pessimistic(Muito pelo contrário…)
I have a lot of mood swings.  (Claro! Eu sou mulher, oras!) I think prostitution should be legalized.  (Cada um faz o que bem quiser com o que lhe pertence…) × I slept with a roommate.
× I have a hidden talent(Não. Todos os meus talentos são bem divulgados pelo mundo :P) I’m always hyper no matter how much sugar I have. I have a lot of friends.  (Quanto mais, melhor!)
× I have pecked someone of the same sex. I enjoy talking on the phone.   (por horas e horas, e horas e horas…) × I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.  (no way)
I love to shop and/or window shop.  (Quem não gosta?) I’m obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. × I’m completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother(Eu já superei minha adolescência :P)
I have a mobile phone.  (E não vivo sem ele.) × I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.  (Não bebo de verdade há anos :P) I’ve rejected someone before.
I currently like/love someone.  (My husband) × I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.  (Eu tenho uma idéia. Não um plano, mas uma idéia clara.) I want to have children in the future.  (Duas. Um menino e uma menina…)
I have changed a diaper before.  (7 sobrinhos te diz alguma coisa? 😛
Além de que eu já fiquei pra “titia”? :P)
× I’ve called the cops on a friend before.  (Nunca chamei a polícia.) I’m not allergic to anything.  (Eu sou alérgica a muitas coisas, especialmente ASS.)
I have a lot to learn.  (Todos nós temos) × I am shy around the opposite sex.  (hahhaha!
Eu? Tímida? hahahahaha)
I’m online 24/7, even as an away message.  (Posso estar trabalhando, mas vou estar online.)
I have at least 5 away messages saved.  (hehehe) I have tried alcohol or drugs before. × I have made a move on a friend’s significant other or crush in the past.  (Ufa! Nesse teste eu passo.)
× I own the “South Park” movie.  (No :() I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal. I enjoy some country music.  (Eu gosto de todos os tipos de música. Cada qual ao seu tempo…)
I would die for my best friends.  (Provavelmente.) × I’m obsessive, and often a perfectionist(Pra algumas coisas. Pra outras sou bem desleixada.) × I have used my sexuality to advance my career.  (nhe)
I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.  (Tô pensando em São Cosme e São Damião :P) × I have dated a close friend’s ex(ex-namorados de amiga, nunca.) I am happy at this moment.  (yeaaah!)
× I’m obsessed with guys(Já passei dessa fase!) Democrat. × Republican.
× I don’t even know what I am(Eu sei quem eu sou. Nem sempre eu gosto do que vejo, mas eu normalmente me vejo.) × I am punk rockish. I go for older guys/girls, not younger.
I study for tests most of the time.  (Sempre estudei bastante.) × I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I’ve ever met.  (hahaha… sei lá, nunca reparei.) I can work on a car.
I love my job(s). × I am comfortable with who I am right now.  (Nem sempre.) × I have more than just my ears pierced(Só orelha mesmo)
I walk barefoot wherever I can.  (Sempre, sempre, sempre.
Sapatos são a opressão em seus pés!)
× I have jumped off a bridge(Acho que não :P) × I love sea turtles(Não gosto de tartarugas. Só de jabuti.)
I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.  (Já fiz isso…) I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.  (Em andamento.) × I am proficient on a musical instrument(hahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaha!)
× I hate office jobs(Eu não tenho nada contra.) × I went to college out of state.  (Nopz. Aqui na UFRJ mesmo.) × I am adopted(Que eu saiba, não.)
I am a pyro.   (Totalmente.) × I have thrown up from crying too much.  (ahn?) I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.  (:( No comments.)
× I fall for the worst people.  (Quem procurava, achava. Agora não tem mais disso.) I adore bright colours. × I usually like covers better than originals.
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays(Nada contra.) I can pick up things with my toes.  (E não preciso abaixar…) I can’t whistle.
I have ridden/owned a horse.  (Adoro cavalos.) × I still have every journal I’ve ever written in. × I talk in my sleep.  (credo! :P)
I’ve often thought that I was born in the wrong century. I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions. × I wear a toe ring(nopz. Opressão para os pés, não!)
I have a tattoo.  (nas costas.) × I can’t stand at LEAST one person that I work with.  (Na verdade, gosto da maior parte deles.) I am a caffeine junkie.  (yeaahhh
Coffee!)
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I’m not ashamed at all. × If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder(Nem consigo pensar nisso.) × I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.  (Eu gosto de vinho de qualquer maneira :P) × I’m an artist(Quem dera!) I am ambidextrous.
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.  (Eu durmo com o meu marido!) × If it weren’t for having to see other people naked, I’d live in a nudist colony. × I have terrible teeth.
I hate my toes. I did this meme even though I wasn’t tagged by the person who took it before me. × I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
I have lived in either three different states or countries. × I am extremely flexible. I love hugs more than kisses.
× I want to own my own business. I smoke.  (Mentira. Mas eu fumei por vários anos. Parei há mais de 4 anos.) I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.
× Nobody has ever said I’m normal. Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then.  (Eu choro à toa mesmo…) × I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.  (Odeio armas de fogo.)
× I like the way women look in stylized men’s suits.  (not much.) I don’t like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.  (Alguém gosta?) I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
× I have played strip poker with someone else before.  (nopz.) × I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.  (nopz.) I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
I can’t stand being alone.  (Adoro amigos! Adoro visitas! Adoro meu cachorro! :P) × I have at least one obsession at any given time.  (Não que eu me lembre.) × I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.  (hahahaha, por incrível que pareça, nunca tentei isso :P)
× I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment. × I’m a judgmental asshole(Até que não.) I’m a HUGE drama-queen.  (YEAHHH o/)
× I have travelled on more than one continent. × I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.  (Sou bem confortável com os meus pais…) I need people to tell me I’m good at something in order to feel that I am.  (Sometimes…)
I am a Libertarian. × I can speak more than one language(Não com fluência.) I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
× I would rather read than watch TV.  (Hoje em dia eu prefiro TV) × I like reading fact more than fiction.  (Ficção é muito mais divertida.) I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do.  (Sempre…)
× I have no piercings. I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.  (Já dormi numa rodoviária :P) × I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.  (nopz.)
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.  (Sempre passei o Natal com família ou amigos.) There have been times when I have wondered “Why was I born?” and may/may not have cried over it.  (TPM é foda…) × I like most animals better than most people.  (Nah… ainda gosto mais das pessoas.)
× I own a collection of retro games consoles(Quem dera.) The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.  (Eu odeio ginástica.) × I have hit someone with a dead fish(hahaha)
× I am compulsively honest(Nopz. Uso o bom senso.) × I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired. × I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.  (credo… hahaha)
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex. × I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders. × I sometimes won’t sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to.
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on. I dislike milk. × I obsessively wash my hands.
I always carry something significant around with me. × Sometimes I’d rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.  (Meu cabelo é show, mina :P) × I’ve pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother. × I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.  (Não tão nerd 😛
Mas eu escrevo emoticons em cadernos :P)
I’ve liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird.
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.  (nopz.) × Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed.  (Eu sou normalmente simpatética aos problemas dos outros.) × I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
× I do not ‘get’ most comedy acts. I don’t think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.  (É delas, e elas tem lucro com isso. Qual o problema?) I don’t like to chew gum.  (I LOVE CHEW GUM)
I am obsessed with history/historical things and can’t wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it. I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car. × I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.  (Never.)
× I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.  (Eu nao tenho certeza qto a isso.) × I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.  (Nunca joguei :() I love to sing.  (Mas ninguém gosta de me escutar.)
× I want to live in my mother’s basement when I grow up. × I have a custom-built computer. × I want to create a certain someone’s babies, even though there’s a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.  (hahaha…credo.) × I’ve gone skinny-dipping. I’ve performed in three plays.  (no Colégio)
I enjoy burritos. × I’m Irish and loving it. × I have a thing for redheads.
× I am a twin! × Most of the times, I’d rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically ‘fun’. × Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.  (hahahahahahahaah..)
I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes. × I sleep more than 12 hours a day.  (Não durmo nem 8.) I wish I could be prouder of what I’ve accomplished, but it’s never enough.
× I need more time to myself. × I wish I was more open-minded. × I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
I download songs from the internet. × I’ve just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend. × I say random things to freak people out.
× I’m still a little mad about the ending of Death Note. × I love playing Truth or Dare. I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
Music helps me remember that I am not alone. × Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems. I think this survey is particularly long.
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones.  (Só tenho amigos no LJ que são meus amigos reais.) × I can only hate someone that I love. × I’ve ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.

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