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I miss somebody right now.  (Sinto falta dos meus amigos, e muitas saudades da minha família …) × I don’t watch much TV these days. I own lots of books.  (yeahhh!)
× I wear glasses or contact lenses.  (Não, mas deveria. Ele fica dentro da caixinha.) I love to play video games.  (Quem não gosta?) × I’ve tried marijuana(Só respondo na presença do meu advogado…)
I’ve watched porn movies.  (Existe alguém que nunca tenha assistido?) × I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.  (Sem contato, sem problemas. …) I believe honesty is usually the best policy.  (A palavra chave é “usually”)
I curse sometimes.  (I curse all the time.) I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.  (Só os ignorantes permanecem sem mudar.) × I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.  (No!!!!)

it goes on…

Not a good day at all.
It´s 9:40 am and I´m already manage to broke tWo glasses.
That permanent feeling that I do everything wrong. That I do not have capacity to do something right.
A total failure.

😦